1. 12:29 20th Jul 2014

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    I have no clue how to flirt and actually progress it into something. I’m basically fucked.

     
  2. radfrankster said: Hello new friend! ^^

    Hello darling!

     
  3. 09:42 8th Jul 2014

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    Reblogged from menandtheirdogs

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  4. 04:28

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    Reblogged from gays-for-days

    arcticmoshing:

    semperready:

    percuigiochiamoci:

    impossibile non rebloggare, aiuto

    you don’t really see enough of this.

    This is one of those things that makes you wanna cry instantly

    (Source: ruberolaluna)

     
  5. 04:14

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    ifyoucarryonthisway:

    "52% of men say they’d stay with their girlfriend even if she got fat"

    EVEN if she got FAT!?? wow… someone give these men a purple heart for their courage and bravery. truly inspiring. god forbid i ever get fat and have to put my boyfriend through the rough decision of whether to keep me around or not. but maybe if im lucky, he’ll be in that amazing 52%. what a world.

    (Source: averagefairy)

     
  6. 04:12

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    clvbpenguin:

    u have cute hands but they’d be even cuter down my pants

     
  7. 22:44 7th Jul 2014

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    Reblogged from scprep

    image: Download

    (Source: missdimplez)

     
  8. 22:43

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  9. 22:40

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    Reblogged from virginia-woolfs-pocketswerefull

    If My Dog Could Talk

    1. Dog: WAT DOING
    2. Me: Nothing. I just stood up.
    3. Dog: WHERE GO
    4. Me: I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
    5. Dog: CAN I COME
    6. Me: I mean sure but I'm literally just-
    7. Dog: I COME TOO
    8. Dog: WAT DOING
    9. Me: I need to open this door.
    10. Dog: I HALP
    11. Me: No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
    12. Dog: I HALP
    13. Me: Sigh.
    14. Dog: WHERE GOING
    15. Me: I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
    16. Dog: CAN I COME
    17. Me: Sure.
    18. Dog: I SIT IN LAP
    19. Me: No please don't you are-
    20. Dog: I SIT IN LAP
    21. Me: No there's no room and-
    22. Dog: LAP
    23. Me: No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
    24. Dog: RIGHT HERE
    25. Me: That's literally on top of my leg.
    26. Dog: IT'S PERFECT PET ME
    27. Me: I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
    28. Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
    29. Me: I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
    30. Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
    31. Me: I AM
    32. Dog: I SIT IN LAP
    33. Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME
    34. Dog: HOLD SLOBBER TOY
    35. Dog: SNEEZE IN UR FACE
    36. Me: .......
     
  10. 22:39

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    back-streets:

    back-streets:

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  11. 22:33

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    lildrunk:

    i need kisses and attention and alcohol

     
  12. 22:25

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    (Source: christinenoelk)

     
  13. 19:11

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    Reblogged from harleyquinnup

     
  14. 18:54

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    Reblogged from blueboyblogs

     
  15. 18:54

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